There's no guarantee that's what heaven is like. I mean, I'm not exactly keen on gaining some wings and a harp either.
[ She takes a beat as she re-reads the hell thing. Making sure it's a joke this time. ]
Nothing says fun like a red hot poker in uncomfortable places.
Well, mine's kinda complicated in the age department too. She used to be a super old magical ball of light... now she's just a kid, so younger? These monks gave her to me... Gave me the memories too. It's messed up, but she's family now.
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[ She takes a beat as she re-reads the hell thing. Making sure it's a joke this time. ]
Nothing says fun like a red hot poker in uncomfortable places.
Well, mine's kinda complicated in the age department too. She used to be a super old magical ball of light... now she's just a kid, so younger? These monks gave her to me... Gave me the memories too. It's messed up, but she's family now.
Does that make you sad?