un: burninate[fade into a middle aged bald man, sporting a very serious face as he pours himself a healthy double of whiskey over ice. behind him is a healthy assortment of bottles of all shapes and sizes, various shades ranging from clear to amber to dark almost black.
he takes a deliberate swill before clearing his throat. this little display? mick rory coming to you live from criminales.]
Name's Mick. I figure since the city was nice enough to let me have this bar, the least I could do was let all of you have something nice too.
So for the next month, we've got half price drinks at CriminALES. Don't get used to it though.
Oh and if you're looking for a job, I could use a hand. Benefits include a paycheck. You still have to pay for your drinks and no you can't have 'em on the clock.